Snap and not in a 'Z' Formation

What's with people who snap their gum? It is an obnoxious habit and highly annoying...I try and try to overlook, but cannot. To me, it emanates a sense of defiance and a sense of pretentiousness towards others. Nobody wants to hear you chewing your gum and snapping it like a freaky cow that is ready to gossip with the other heifers. Do they not recognize the annoyance? Little air bubbles getting caught up in the residue from a gum tree...snap, crackle and I'll pop you in the face if you don't cut it out. 'Snapping confinement' is equal to the mind crawling anxiety instilled with water torture. You can't get away and the expectation of the next snap will drive you mad. Airplanes are the worst. You are confined to your seat, unable to escape the madness. And what could you say..."Hi, Ma'am...could you please stop snapping your gum like a pretentious cow who thinks her milk tastes like Veuve Champagne?" Unfortunately, that probably wouldn't go well and then you're stuck next to a pissed off cow for hours. So here's a message to all you prissy, snappy, bitchy cows out there who snippety, snap their gum...swallow it, put it under your seat, chew it with your mouth closed, I don't care, but if you happen to get elbowed in the face during some turbulence, don't say I didn't warn you.