When Donkeys Fly

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Aunt Martha



She looks so innocent. I want her to make me pancakes...from stratch, no Bisquik or Aunt Jemima, although I do love me some Auntie every now and again...just add water...but talk about a crazy brand image:



I wonder what Martha thinks of Jemima? I'd like to see Martha dress up like Jemima with the head wrap and the hanky around the neck. I can just see Auntie Martha talking to the Federal investigators..."Hell no, I didn't have any inside info...bitch...shut yo' mouth and eat my pancakes!"

BTW, I like mine with Blueberries.

2 Comments:

  • Actually, the good people at The Quaker Oats Company (being nice Quakers and all) have revamped Aunt Jemima's image to reflect the modern, only slightly indentured housekeeper. She now looks a lot like Gladys Knight.

    By Blogger E, at August 04, 2005 10:57 AM  

  • I still like to think of Aunt J as a big jolly ole' gal, although I have seen the Gladys Knight version...

    By Blogger Donks, at August 04, 2005 11:27 AM  

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